What is your battle cry? >>

ig-niv:

choiraddict:

insomniac-jellyfish:

nishinish:

caledscratch:

stridercolada:

nessanessama:

kittyslovesushi:

bipolar-dragons:

zeekaice:

sassy-gay-karkat:

shuumpregwithryuujisbaby:

hussies-prostate:

funimationentertainment:

3armsally:

tavros-chan:

hotfudgetsundere:

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the candy store! It isHotfudgetsundere, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming cry, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to pulverize you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!”

THE BEST

Sprinting across the cliffs, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Tavros-chan! And she gives a mighty scream:

“I’m going to brutalize you into the danger zone!!”

Skulking through the icy wasteland, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh 3armsally! And she gives a cruel roar:

“I’m going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!”

holy shit

Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the cliffs! It isFunimationentertainment, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows apocalyptically:

“I’m going to clobber you past the point of no return!!!”

Hark! Who is that, skulking along the candy store! It is Hussies-prostate, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously:

“I’m going to brutalize you so utterly, Buddha will explode!”

o

Sprinting along the steppes, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Shuumpregwithryuujisbaby! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

“I’m going to pummel you so hard, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!”

holla

Who is that, running amidst the tarmac! It is Sassy-gay-karkat, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She howls thunderously:

“I’m going to spank you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!”

omfg

Skulking over the tarmac, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Zeekaice! And she gives a vengeful cry:

“In the name of malice, I shall traumatize the entire planet!”

Who is that, rampaging out of the wasteland! It is Bipolar-Dragons, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

“I’m seriously going to torment you until your rump glows!!!”

and one for spades.
 Stalking on the tarmac, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Spades-and-Knives! And he gives a low roar:

“I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!!”

I have lost the ability to can 

Zang! Who is that, stalking on the plains! It isKittyslovesushi, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She roars homicidally:

“By Odin’s mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape until there is no more hope!!!”

Stalking through the icy wasteland, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Nessanessama! And she gives a low cry:

“As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts like the world’s mightiest bad-ass!”

Lo! Who is that, stalking along the terrain! It is Stridercolada, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:

“This one’s for you, mom! I shall make bloody music with your nation’s populace!!”

Running out of the wasteland, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Caledscratch! And he gives a gutteral scream:

“I’m going to smack you until you bleed puke, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!”

Who is that, sprinting over the tundra! It is Nishinish, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!!”

Lo! Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Insomniac-Jellyfish, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:

“You in some shit now, muhfuh! I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!!!”

Skulking out of the tundra, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Choiraddict! And she gives a guttural cry:

“Vengence and goo flow from my veins! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!”

Skulking out of the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Ig-niv! And he gives a vengeful bellow: “As sure as predators devour prey, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!”

Sprinting out of the mountains, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Ahsayuni! And she gives a spectacular roar:

“I’m going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, you’ll age fifty years!!!”

(Source: chantillyxlacey)